I was a diamond-tiara kind of girl in a dusty cowboy bar
I felt completely overdressed as I walked into the pub. Sure, the dress was flattering and it fit me beautifully, but it was overkill for the low-key get-together assembled at the bar. No one was in jeans, but no one was in formal dress, either. I shot Jenny, in her not-quite-as-evening dress, a look. It was a look I reserved for extreme situations, and it promised retribution. Granted, I never look that threatening, so she probably thought I was plotting to snarl her yarn or bend a knitting needle. I really needed to work on my evil looks.
“Relax, you look great.” She smiled at me. I frowned at her.
“But I’m a tad over-dressed, wouldn’t you say?” I fiddled with the pearl necklace around my neck. It felt both out of place and completely comfortable.
“Ummm, no?” She batted her eyelashes at me innocently. “I think you look lovely.”
“I didn’t ask if I looked okay, I asked if I was over-dressed,” I said sourly.
“Really, you need to relax and stop being so paranoid.” She shot me a look I couldn’t quite read.
“Oh, don’t start that with me. You did this to me on purpose. Now I stick out like a sore thumb.” I glared at her, but it was a weak glare. Jenny was impossible to stay mad at.
“Not like a sore thumb at all! Like a diamond nestled amid…” She trailed off. There was no way she could compare this group to anything too shabby, because she was too polite for that. She struggled to come up with an analogy while I simmered. “Like a diamond in a pile of blue topaz,” she said with a grin.
“Ah, and I stand out so much against the semi-precious stones, eh?” In spite of my anger, I had to laugh. Only someone like her would place so much weight on the difference between precious and semi-precious jewels.
“But of course!” She didn’t really see the humor, but I couldn’t hold it against her. It was just the way she was raised. I, for one, would be perfectly happy to settle down with a nice blue topaz. Even a cubic zirconium would work for me. As long as it admitted it was a cubic zirconium, and didn’t try to put on airs and pass itself off as something else. I shook my head. Obviously, I had needed this night out. I was going batty.
I did a quick sweep of the pub and only one figure, a man down at the end of the bar, didn’t look familiar. At least everyone here knew all about Jenny and her match-making schemes. Most of them had been on the receiving end of her attention at least once, so I would get more sympathetic looks than anything else. I settled into a booth and watched Jenny flit from table to table.
“She never gives up, does she?” a deep voice said at my elbow. I jumped and looked up at the smiling face of Jamie. I grinned at him.
“Can’t you catch her already and get her to settle down?”
“I wish,” he said sadly, shaking his head. “I swear, I can’t understand that girl. Sometimes she seems interested, and the other half of the time she’s trying to set me up with another girl.”
“I know this may seem obvious, but have you ever actually asked her out?”
He looked confused. “We go out places all the time together.”
“No, not like that. Not asked her to join the group, but asked her out on a proper date?” Men could be dense sometimes.
“I… I… I…” He frowned. “I’m not sure I have, honestly. You think that might change things?”
It took all I had to hold back the biting sarcastic ‘you think?!’ that was on the tip of my tongue. Instead I opted for diplomacy. “It might make a difference if she knew how you felt,” I said gently.
“I suppose.” He chewed on his lip nervously. “Do you think she’d say yes, though?”
What was this, sixth grade? “Would you like me to talk to her and see what she’d say before you ask?” All we needed now was a slip of paper with check boxes.
His face brightened. “That would be great! Thanks, you’re wonderful, you know that? Can I do anything for you?”
“How about getting me a drink?” I scanned the pub, but didn’t see Jenny anywhere. I wondered, briefly, what she was up to now.
“Coming right up!” He hustled over to the bar to get me a drink, and I got up and wandered over to a group of people I knew pretty well. At least I could feel out some people on the idea of a combination yarn shop/café. It was starting to sound like a better idea the more I thought about it.
Jamie came up and joined us, handing me a drink. I took a sip and nearly choked.
“What is this thing?” I gasped.
“My new concoction. I call it a Prickly Hedgehog. What do you think?”
“I think I’m wondering if I’ll ever breath properly again!” I coughed and groped for a nearby chair. Slumping down, I laid my head on the table.
“I’ll… just go get you a glass of water,” Jamie said. I nodded weakly.
“There you are!” Jenny’s voice cut through the din of the pub. “There’s someone I want you to meet.”
I could see she was towing someone through the crowd of people, but as they neared a rowdy group blocked their path. I set my head back down on the table.
A few minutes later, a low, male voice said, “Hello.”
I looked up at him and recognition hit me. Hard. My heart stopped.
“Elizabeth, this is Alex. He just moved to town, and he’s looking for a job. He just finished culinary school,” she said, giving me a meaningful nudge.
“Is that so?” I squeaked. I cleared my throat.
“And Elizabeth here is thinking of expanding her yarn shop to include a small café. Granted, it would just be cookies and cakes and whatnot, not the seven-course meals you’d be making at a restaurant or as a private chef, but there’d be plenty of freedom, and… well, why don’t I just let you two talk about it?” She winked at me, and was gone.
Alex reached out and touched the pearl necklace softly. “Why, hello, Elizabeth, it’s very nice to… meet you.”
The End.